Stuff.

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

to-fade-into-the-night:

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

the shading is perfect wtf

bitchesaloud:
How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

webofgoodnews:

Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

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nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.

nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.

hannisballs:

does hugh dancy not have control over his eyebrows

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

kaijuheart:

eat my ass before you go

summertime sadness :((

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lloveflowersandyou:

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/fdc17bfa502f2a05b06c5cc8024377a3/tumblr_n8k94xXOvV1rr2uluo1_1280.png

i made this six months ago

its still getting notes

and now this. i have too much power.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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